every morning when I wake up I wish I didn't
the feminine urge to destroy every part of you that’s like your mother
Hmm it’s that time of night where I contemplate kms or not
sometimes u just gotta stand in the shower
and leave this dimension
Actually I think more comedians should get the shit knocked out of them when they make shitty jokes like last year Chris Rock made a joke about Rihanna's panties, literally everything Dane Cook has ever said should have gotten him beat. People need to win stupid prizes more maybe they'll stop playing stupid games and comedians will stop thinking that being cruel and offensive is the same as being funny.
waiting for someone to bodyslam dave chappelle next time he does a show
not in my “i never asked to be born” era again