i hate explaining shit. telepaths only
'Hey. Don't be so nice to me. I'm really scared. If you treat me nicely, I'll want to depend on you. Once I begin to do that, I think I'll end up becoming too weak'.
I could watch this forever
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oh wow my personal life is such a mess.
i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
me when i see me: thats not me
Followers : "you post a lot"
Me : bro i have no one to talk too
a video compilation of me attempting to do anything
I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands
I was trying not to guffaw but then the noise I made instead woke up the dog 🤣
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award
Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂
Why do cats need to have jobs? 😭 Go chilling cat 😔✊️
I don’t usually have feelings so when I have them they’re overwhelming
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wdym ur sui attempt was on the news how tf does that happen? (hope this doesn’t come off as rude btw ahaha just curious)
ahh yea I get how that could sound weird, no worries!!!. basically I wrecked my car on purpose but I told the cops I had just fallen asleep at the wheel, so since my town is super boring and I knocked out power to like 3,000 people when I hit the pole they made a news story about it. here’s a pic of it lol
some people really don't wanna see the consequences of traumatizing their kids
abusive parents be like, you can do anything you want to but the things you want to!