i think people with memory issues should start spitting on people who say "if u cared u wouldve remembered". we should start biting and killing <3 for funsies

therapist: how are you?

me: fine how are you

I don't like 2022

the earlier you reblog this

remember when samsung put out an eight hundred dollar phone that could explode in your pocket at any moment we need to bring that shit back

Spotify down twitter glitching discord down but trust that tumblr, much like cockroaches in the nuclear apocalypse, will always survive LMAO

it’s just crazy how often the userbase of this site is told repeatedly that tumblr is going to die but idt this place is ever gonna like. Die

people who ignore friendly street cats who walk up to them are going to hell 

no more people

abusers be like: i can’t believe this person who i manipulated, controlled, abused and neglected has the audacity to act out

I don’t want to have feelings!! I want to have money.